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Mugged; what would u do if u were being mugged?
Topic Started: Feb 12 2006, 12:44 PM (2,497 Views)
Blacky
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Uh, well knowing me, I'd prolly get my a** kicked AND mugged but ya know... that's just me.

If life weren't the way it is i'd kick his head until he feinted, like grab onto a pole and swing around, kicking his head. Then I'd run...run like the wind.
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I like my approach better. Wait til he charges, sidestep then let his guts taste my steel
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Well?What are you waiting for?
:boxer: I'd prefer knocking him unconscious by Kicking him between the legs.Thats my way B)
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Iain Argetlam
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I'm 13 and i'd kick his a**. But i'm in with a lot of good people so i wouldn't get mugged in the first place. I'd more likely be given a bit of the muggers cash myself.
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give a firm, walking punch to the gut, then while he's doubled over chop the back of his neck. Viola. Instant unconsciousness.
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Give him my money, I'd only have a few dollars with me anyway, then go create technology that would mess with his head, force him to start a McDonalds, spill hot coffee on myself and sue him for the crapload of money id give him time to earn to add to the buttload of money id make creating the mind messing with technology. No i lie . . .id probably just attempt and fail to get away.
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A sharp underpunch followed by a swift elbow to the naval. I'd then try to break their legs by kicking at their knees in...yeah...that'd be fun...
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Ok guys im gona be totally honest. I live near a town called Luton... It was voted in the top 3 worst towns to be in, in the whole of england. Its a pure death trap. Im nearly 16 and I'm 6ft.2, I am a very street clever person and so far haven't been beaten up properly although i once got into a fight with me against five people but pulling out some steel sorted it out... Dont worry i didn't actually stab them. I told the first guy to hit me... So he did. I got steal out and held it to his face and said hit me again. I think he wet him self...

Anyway as I was saying. I was in luton I had been to rock gig bit heavy for my liking anyway I was with my friend aaron. Right aaron's dad is rock soild ok. He used to be a boxer and let say i would run for my life if he wanted to fight. Well anyway. Aaron is the oppersite. He is about 5ft'7 with shoulder lengh hair and wears odd clothes. I was looking around and said "Aaron we are gonna get into a fight I can feel it..." I said. Now you see I'm clever I know who I can take and who I can't also I won't fight someone if I know I can win... It just feels bad. Anyway aaron laughs and goes. "Kick me in the shin." Right so I do. He was wearing flippin shin pads! He goes. "I always get in fights in luton and they kick you in the shins." Right well so im just standing there a bit later by myself watching the band that was on at that moment.

This guy walks along and knocks into my shoulder. I just frowned at him and watched the band again. Next thing I know hes going to start something. So I look at him with my evil stare and his mates deside to join him. All I can remember thinking is.Thank god I don't have a knife. Cause if i did. This guy would be dead Anyway my mates come behind me and some Luton people I had made friends with who where like 18. We said a few harsh words to the other group and then we left the gig and went down the pub!

Yay the pub! Well I'm still 15 and I got served beer! and vodka shots lol. Then i beat every one at pool or billards for you americans. So after a few drinks it got to mid night! Hello Mid Night in Luton town centre!!! thats crazy...

Well we left the pub and where walking though luton right. Well there was me, Roisine(girl) and aaron. Aaron was a bit tipsy and therefor thought he was hard. Well out of nowhere these skin head appear. They must of been in there late 30s and let me tell you... They where hench! As in body builders strengh. I said to roisine, "Look behind us are they getting closer?" She did and they where getting closer. Also we where walking very fast so they where after us.

Thank god aarons dad happened to pull up... hes a boxer... Well the took one look at him and walked off in a different direction. We got back home and I fell asleep.

Well theres some random info for you... about where I kinda live and the people I know.

Also if I got mugged I would end up gettin beaten up. I could never hand anything over with out a fight. And I will never carry a knife with me ever because I am too tempted to use them. :boxer:
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That really sucks. And it's pool to americans. Lol, where I live we don't walk around the streets alone cause like its the butthole of the universe and the town is a ghetto but luckily we never really had much trouble cept our car being broken into a few times and the bikes stolen but we were never threatened cept the one time me and my friends geniously decided to walk after dark to the store across the street not knowing it was closed and this (drunk looking) guy started to get out of his car in the middle of the road but someone stopped him. our town sucks so bad
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Alright, everyone who says "I'd kick his a**." You're idiots. If you're confronted by a man with a reasonably large knife (say six inches, I wouldn't rob anyone with less) or a gun, and you are unarmed, give him the da** money. It ain't worth life and limb. Honestly, you ca't expect any of those super-cool moves you saw on TV once to work. If they do, you're probably going to use them wrong, as you have no way of knowing he will do the same thing that other person did that you saw once in anime before he got gutted are extraordinarily low. If you are carrying around a sword he will not mug you, too risky, so you won't be able to gut him anyway. Don't say "but I was going to use this a kali yuga/kama/greataxe/halberd/pie tin/tomegotchi, not a sword." A sane man would still avoid attacking you.

Me? Depends. How far away is he? How long are his legs? How big is his knife? His gun? What do I have on me?

Let's say he is carrying a six inch knife, he is ten feet away, his legs are rather stubby and I have a pocket knife on me plus a lighter. I usually have a pocket knife on me, mostly for cutting little threads and opening packages. The lighter is somewhat rarer but my sister got me a novelty lighter from france, I carry that sometimes for the glowing Effel tower and the pretty green fire. I'm in the park and to my side is a bottle of whiskey, lukewarm and dirty. Nearby there is a rather large stick, useful for clubbing and keeping him away. There is duct tape near the whiskey. Do I

A ) Half-drink the whiskey and spit it out at the guy while lighting it?
B ) Charge him like a maniac with my pocket knife and aim for the throat?
C ) Run for the stick and try to beat him away?
D ) Grab the stick and throw it?
E ) Throw my knife at his chest?
F ) Run and scream for help?













Alright, here is how they'll turn out.

A ) He'll charge me and gut me before I take the first swig.
B ) Possible. Most people are afraid, it is what they use as a weapon more often then actually fighting. He could be caught unawares, and I could have a man's blood on my hands who may be trying to feed his family. If it doesn't work I'm laying on a park path and coughing up blood while I try to scream for help.
C ) Much more practical then A&B. He can only reach so far, and I can just keep hitting him before he reaches me until he gives up. Unfortunatly he just needs one good shot through a gap in my form and it's lights out for John, forever.
D ) Supposing I hurled a stick that large properly and cliped him, he's got the wind knocked out of him and he knows I'm not going down without a fight. Now what? Suprise is the best thing you have in a fight and I just lost it.
E ) Supposing I didn't miss and managed to get him with my blade as oposed to handle, the ribs are there for a reason, so is the cartalidge. I might go through his heart or a lung, but probably not. I've never trained in knife-throwing and a pocket knife isn't made for that. I don't care what Bullseye did in Daredevil with paper clips.
F ) Yes. Run. You have some distance, he can't run too well judging by his legs and most people won't kill someone with witnesses around, not for petty change.
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I like Diablo's idea.... kick him between the legs... mwaha
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I like eldin's theory however I don't live in a bad city so hopefully I'm never in this situation.
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Rayn al Boha
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Eldin is totally right. A guy with a knife or weopen just hand over your stuff. If its someone your own age with no weopen or anything and just says "Give me your phone." Then you tell them to F off and fight if he or she attacks. Lol i wouldn't hit a girl but she seriously attacked me she would find her self on the floor with a quick sweep from my leg. I did Judo... :ph43r:
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Iain Argetlam
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well considering i've been stabbed 1 inch with a 7 inch blade (my friends smacked him with a pole before it went in any further) I think i'd hit him.and don't bother telling me i haven't becuase you'd be wasting your time, I'm sure Glenwing knows about the gang thing in glasgow and abouts.......My friend got mugged and he tried to run, another guy was behind hinm so he got caught and mugged and kerbied (thats a 'BITE THE KERB!" for anyone who hasn't seen American History X)
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