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Mugged; what would u do if u were being mugged?
Topic Started: Feb 12 2006, 12:44 PM (2,496 Views)
One Winged Angel
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If I got mugged, it depends, Weaponless and my size, he's down, knife, gun, my size he/she can have my usual five bucks.
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I would mug them right back ^.^
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Eldin
Jul 16 2006, 09:08 PM
Alright, everyone who says "I'd kick his a**." You're idiots. If you're confronted by a man with a reasonably large knife (say six inches, I wouldn't rob anyone with less) or a gun, and you are unarmed, give him the da** money. It ain't worth life and limb. Honestly, you ca't expect any of those super-cool moves you saw on TV once to work. If they do, you're probably going to use them wrong, as you have no way of knowing he will do the same thing that other person did that you saw once in anime before he got gutted are extraordinarily low. If you are carrying around a sword he will not mug you, too risky, so you won't be able to gut him anyway. Don't say "but I was going to use this a kali yuga/kama/greataxe/halberd/pie tin/tomegotchi, not a sword." A sane man would still avoid attacking you.

Me? Depends. How far away is he? How long are his legs? How big is his knife? His gun? What do I have on me?

Let's say he is carrying a six inch knife, he is ten feet away, his legs are rather stubby and I have a pocket knife on me plus a lighter. I usually have a pocket knife on me, mostly for cutting little threads and opening packages. The lighter is somewhat rarer but my sister got me a novelty lighter from france, I carry that sometimes for the glowing Effel tower and the pretty green fire. I'm in the park and to my side is a bottle of whiskey, lukewarm and dirty. Nearby there is a rather large stick, useful for clubbing and keeping him away. There is duct tape near the whiskey. Do I

A ) Half-drink the whiskey and spit it out at the guy while lighting it?
B ) Charge him like a maniac with my pocket knife and aim for the throat?
C ) Run for the stick and try to beat him away?
D ) Grab the stick and throw it?
E ) Throw my knife at his chest?
F ) Run and scream for help?













Alright, here is how they'll turn out.

A ) He'll charge me and gut me before I take the first swig.
B ) Possible. Most people are afraid, it is what they use as a weapon more often then actually fighting. He could be caught unawares, and I could have a man's blood on my hands who may be trying to feed his family. If it doesn't work I'm laying on a park path and coughing up blood while I try to scream for help.
C ) Much more practical then A&B. He can only reach so far, and I can just keep hitting him before he reaches me until he gives up. Unfortunatly he just needs one good shot through a gap in my form and it's lights out for John, forever.
D ) Supposing I hurled a stick that large properly and cliped him, he's got the wind knocked out of him and he knows I'm not going down without a fight. Now what? Suprise is the best thing you have in a fight and I just lost it.
E ) Supposing I didn't miss and managed to get him with my blade as oposed to handle, the ribs are there for a reason, so is the cartalidge. I might go through his heart or a lung, but probably not. I've never trained in knife-throwing and a pocket knife isn't made for that. I don't care what Bullseye did in Daredevil with paper clips.
F ) Yes. Run. You have some distance, he can't run too well judging by his legs and most people won't kill someone with witnesses around, not for petty change.

Eldin you are so right. I forgot to mentionthis but i live in a good town but when i get out to the suburbs which are pretty much "gettho" and so I always carry a deranger two-shot up my sleeve, a knife in my boot, a gerber knife with pliars, and a concealed dirk hanging at my side. If someone with a knife trys to mug me and Im in a good mood he gets 2 mm shots in his arms. What I posted before was if Im pissed at someone.
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dragonlance
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I swear it was the one armed man
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Eldin
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No you wouldn't. Not if you listen to Eldin. Run away screaming or give him money.
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dragonlance
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I swear it was the one armed man
I would, because i can't run and i don't carry anything with me most of the time. I would tell him i don't have anything on me, but if he waited here i would come back with money. He would say no way, and thus i would end up in the emergency room.
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Ganondorf Dragmire
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Jul 17 2006, 04:08 AM
Alright, everyone who says "I'd kick his a**." You're idiots. If you're confronted by a man with a reasonably large knife (say six inches, I wouldn't rob anyone with less) or a gun, and you are unarmed, give him the da** money.

No, think about that. He has a knife, he isn't covering the special place, and he's a he, we all said so, so you sack the guy, and go behind him, to kick him on the ground, or just plain run. And you said we were idiots. But, usually the muggers are poor guys that barely afford food, and live in cars or something, so they would be pretty weak from malnourishment. As for me, I enjoy taking care of my body, and I am rather muscular, not braggin, I'm just saying in the arguement, and I usually carry around two switchblades in my pocket and in my shoe.
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Eryn
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Shoot 'em...
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I'm going to assume you're glorifying yourself making us believe you carry around a gun everywhere.
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LOL! Ganon play nice!

Ooo heres a true and brave story for you!

Right I was down Luton...(Big and extreamly dangerous town). Well anyway I was down luton with my mates aaron, sean and whole bunch of girls. :D... We had just got out of a pub called the inkermans arms. (underage drinking very bad dont do it!) Anyway I was sober as I hadn't drunk and Sean and Aaron were also sober. Only a fool would get drunk down luton.

Suddenly everyone splits in different directions. We lose Aaron which makes me and Sean worry quite a lot and I get extreamly angry. (Ask Dark Dragonic about my anger lol)... Anyway we cut through an ally to get towards the main cinema and eight rather big black guys with their hoods coming walking towards us...

"Oi bruv you got a spare pound?!" One says. I look at them roll my eyes and keep it cool. Sean backs up against a wall (hes very small and has the nickname smerf) Anyway. "No soz mate, I'm scint just spent it all down the pub init." I say. They look at each other. "Bruv don't take the piss!" One says. I just laughed "Yea what ever mate!" (I keep my cell phone in my socks in Luton)

I pushed past the main one and he grabbed me by the coat "You got a tener! A mobile?" He shouted. (btw i was extreamly angry at the time). I grabbed him by the coat spun him around and slammed him into the wall. "No! I F*#King haven't! Back off now!" I shouted at him. The other black guys looked rather shocked. "Hey boy where you from?" They said taking a step back. I smiled "Marsh Farm init blud" And walked off with sean following me. And I heard behind me was "Safe".

Marsh farm is the most dangerous place to live in the whole of Luton. I happen to have a few dangerous gangster friends who live there ;) Anyway me and sean went and got some chicken and chips and found out there had been a drive by around the corner with a black hummer. We left the chicken and chips and made our way back into the middle of Luton. I rang Aaron and found out he had spent all night in a GAY BAR! I flipped at him and was about to floor him. It got to about 2am and we made our way back to the train station and got a train back to harlington.

Well thats a normal weekend for Ryan! :D
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Lol Rayn. If that's what you call a normal weekend... well...
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Rayn al Boha
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Lol and I've never been beaten up *touch wood*

OMG read this:

I was walking to Aaron's house and I saw a group of six teenagers with their hoods up."Hoods mean bad" I walked towards them because to be honest I'm rather mental in the head. Boy named james bane pushed me. "Your gonna get F*#king done over mate!" he said. I looked at him, he only reachs up to my chest. I laughed "No I'm not!".

Then this 15 year old yob swung a punch at me. I blocked it with my elbo before I even knew it was coming. He glanced off and I pushed him to the floor. It was about 11pm at night. His mates were all about 18 they walked towards me. I put my fists up. "Leave it!" I said. They stopped and I walked off. Got around the corner and legged it to aaron's house lol
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Ganondorf Dragmire
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I wonder what would happen if I was there...
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Rayn al Boha
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Hey if I had a 23 year old with me I would fight them anyday!
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And win, don't forget that part.
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