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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 11 2006, 06:45 PM (301 Views) | |
| Du Edoc'sil Ebrithil | Sep 11 2006, 06:45 PM Post #1 |
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Let the sky burn.
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Name: Chuck Norris Age: 66 Birthday: March 10, 1940 Gender: Male Job/Specialty: To stir fear into the hearts of the living with his wicked awesome karate Race: Human, but sometimes people think otherwise. Hair: Redish-brown with a beard that actually has another fist under it. Eyes: No ones ever looked Chuck Norris directly in the eye, it could kill you. Body: Probably the strongest ever, he can do some pretty crazy stuff. Home Village: No one knows, some say he destroyed everyone there and left the place in pieces. Varden or Empire: He doesn't follow either, he follows his Chucktatorship. Parents: They think he killed them off too. Siblings: Same as above, if he had any to begin with. Character Personality: Cold and menacing, if you get on his bad side you are most likely going to be dead. If you get on his good side you are most likely going to be dead. He is sometimes kind, but usually that follows a quick round house kick which will most likely kill you if not break a few ribs. Character History: Not much is known about his history except that Chuck was a master of karate and eventually went on to star in a few t.v. shows such as Walker Texas Ranger which was a smash hit. That was until he became too much of a threat and the show had to be taken off air. From then on, Chuck Norris did what he did best, used his unpresidented power to strike fear into everyone. Character's good personality traits: None he is Chuck Norris Character's bad personality traits: Everything else Weapons: Anything you can think of, even his beard! Likes: Killing Dislikes: When people call him Walker Texas Ranger. Animal Companions: None Character's Physical Description (clothes, accessories, etc): Usually seen in a white karate outfit with a black belt. Dreams for the Future: Nothing, he is Chuck Norris what else could you ask for? Reason for Dreams: He doesn't have any. Important things character has forgotten: His middle name. |
![]() He acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he’s kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right, but has little use for laws and regulations. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. | |
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| Topgunner150 | Sep 11 2006, 06:47 PM Post #2 |
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so you're the person who can count to infinty...twice. lol. now we just need a Vin Diesel and a Mr. T. Then all hell will break loose. |
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| Allasar | Sep 11 2006, 07:41 PM Post #3 |
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LOL. When Chuck Norris f---s a guy, it's not because he's gay, it's because there are no girls left. |
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| Du Edoc'sil Ebrithil | Sep 11 2006, 08:49 PM Post #4 |
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Let the sky burn.
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Haha...yes Chuck Norris is awesome lol...Chuck Norris doesn't use toilet peper, he uses plywood. |
![]() He acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he’s kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right, but has little use for laws and regulations. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. | |
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| Skulblaka Fricai | Sep 11 2006, 09:41 PM Post #5 |
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And not a single red spot on the robes. Use Oxyclean!
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When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. lolololololololololololol |
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| Talon | Sep 11 2006, 11:23 PM Post #6 |
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My friend just read that and had a few that he heard, Duey. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because the word "hunting" infers the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. There was once a rumor that Chuck Norris was beaten by a pirate, but that was just a rumor set by Chuck Norris to lure more pirates to him. There was a rumor that Chuck Norris brought a faun back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. But shortly after the creature awoke he round house kicked it to the face, sending it back to the dark nether. All to remind the crew of Walker Texas Ranger that the Chuck giveth, and the Good Chuck taketh away. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. |
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