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Your little girl comes in saying Santa's in the living room, you go in to find a man in a Santa suit stealing all your presents, right from under the tree! You
whip out your shotgun and give him a free trip to the hospital. 2 (18.2%)
tackle him, right then and there. 3 (27.3%)
send your daughter up to bed, then punish the bad Santa. 2 (18.2%)
tell your daughter she's seeing things and go back to bed. 0 (0%)
call the cops. 2 (18.2%)
do something that's not on this list. (please explain) 2 (18.2%)
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Christmas Break-In; Robbed by Santa!?!?!?
Topic Started: Dec 21 2006, 03:51 PM (625 Views)
Mikka
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Holy crap! Is that me?
Ok, so this is the holiday break-in. You're sleeping soundly with visions of sugar-plums dancing in your head or whatever, and your daughter comes into your room, wakes you up, and says she saw Santa in the living room. So you get up after much prodding and she walks you to the living room. When you get there, a man with a Santa suit on is packing his sack full of the wrapped presents from under your tree. What do you do?
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Allasar
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I like the first.
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Rayn al Boha
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Well i would grab my sword and ram it down his throat sideways! :D
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Sideways?
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Tharimil
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I would pick the first one if he's armed, but otherwise it would be wiser to tackle him instead of being charged with shooting someone and going to jail.
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Ganondorf Dragmire
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I would beat his a** with a golf club, then get tired and begin to break wood from the backyard over his head, then I'd let him go and use connections to make him miserable. But I don't have a daughter, therefore I don't apply.
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Those are MY presents.
Don't touch.
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Calling the cops is obviously the most responsible and reliable thing to do. :D
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But it's not the funnest.
"Where now the horse and the rider?Where is the horn that was blowing?Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?Where is the hand on the harpstring,and the red fire glowing?Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?They have passed like rain on the mountains,like a wind in the meadow,The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow, Who will gather the smoke of the dead wood burning or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?"
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